[ He paused his gloating and taunting to just sort of watch Zack's face, and he couldn't help but bark with a laugh at the way he squinted. ]
Yep. There's some hidden gems down here in this abyss place, yo.
And theres bitey lizards because SOMEONE--
[ The camera panned over to the GUILTY PARTY: Aerith. He then zoomed in pretty close to her face to get a good shot of the CRIMINAL in question. But after a moment, he zoomed back out and refocused the camera back on himself. ]
Decided to convince it my hair was food for shits and giggles.
And if she's gonna do the crime, she's gotta do the time.
They're weird, but the water feels pretty good on a sore body, yo.
And yeah with Aerith. Who else is she gonna get in trouble with around here? The worst thing you've ever done is made Cloud yell dicks.
[ He did not forget that, nor would he ever. ]
Nah, she can't bat her eyes at me and get away with shit. I'm gonna dunk her.
[ He wasn't actually, but he was going to start stalking menacingly towards her, making sure the camera got a good angle. Thankfully by this point, he had sacrificed his coat and wrapped it around his waist like a towel, so no concerns in that department. ]
[ He was treading water menacingly closer to Aerith. ]
The passcode to my phone's Rude's birthday, gonna trust you to delete some shit off it for me. [ A lie, but for the sake of the bit.
With a stereotypical peace sign slithered into the frame, a wink, and sticking his tongue out, he let the call cut there. Did he behave? Who knows. Did he drench Aerith? It's a possibility! Or maybe he behaved and just felt like giving the two of them a hard time. ]
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Are you in a hot spring or something, man?
[... With who????????]
And second of all, why are there bitey lizards?!
In before Reno's attempts to be a brat & bully backfire cause they gang up on him in call
Yep. There's some hidden gems down here in this abyss place, yo.
And theres bitey lizards because SOMEONE--
[ The camera panned over to the GUILTY PARTY: Aerith. He then zoomed in pretty close to her face to get a good shot of the CRIMINAL in question. But after a moment, he zoomed back out and refocused the camera back on himself. ]
Decided to convince it my hair was food for shits and giggles.
And if she's gonna do the crime, she's gotta do the time.
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[...]
With Aerith?!
[...??????]
Hey now, you better be behaving down there. Maybe you deserve a lizard bite or two on your ass.
[Reno, did you really think Zack wouldn't support Aerith's crimes?]
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And yeah with Aerith. Who else is she gonna get in trouble with around here? The worst thing you've ever done is made Cloud yell dicks.
[ He did not forget that, nor would he ever. ]
Nah, she can't bat her eyes at me and get away with shit. I'm gonna dunk her.
[ He wasn't actually, but he was going to start stalking menacingly towards her, making sure the camera got a good angle. Thankfully by this point, he had sacrificed his coat and wrapped it around his waist like a towel, so no concerns in that department. ]
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[Zack shakes his head. Reno better be nice to Aerith. Or he'll come down there and show Reno's who's boss.]
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[ He was treading water menacingly closer to Aerith. ]
The passcode to my phone's Rude's birthday, gonna trust you to delete some shit off it for me. [ A lie, but for the sake of the bit.
With a stereotypical peace sign slithered into the frame, a wink, and sticking his tongue out, he let the call cut there. Did he behave? Who knows. Did he drench Aerith? It's a possibility! Or maybe he behaved and just felt like giving the two of them a hard time. ]
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[Is the call cutting out here?! Over?! Zack yells at the phone and frowns deeply.]
For that, I hope Aerith really did get your ass!
[When he sees Reno next, he's getting a hell of a headlock.]