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Zack here, leave a message. 🐺🐺🐺 sender id: activatingcombatmode

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[makoglow]

[ soooooo Cloud is told to. Like. pass this on. So. You know. He is. ]

[activatingcombatmode]

[...??????]

Cloud?? The hell is this?

[Honestly, he's laughing. Bro, did you just GNOME him.]

[makoglow]

Take a wild guess.

[activatingcombatmode]

[Squints.]

You were missing me so you sent me the first dumb thing you could find to get my attention. How close am I?

[makoglow]

Zack, if I missed you that much I'd just hang around outside your door.

[activatingcombatmode]

But that doesn't answer the question!

[makoglow]

Wait. Are you seriously going to eat bugs?

What gives?

[activatingcombatmode]

Whoa okay listen.

That's just Aerith and me settling some really important science.

[makoglow]

Science. You're really going to tell me that there is science involved?

[activatingcombatmode]

Okay, you tell me. Do you think shrimps are bugs?

It's a real science question.

[makoglow]

Aren't shrimp shellfish? Like that's what they're listed under?

[activatingcombatmode]

Sure they are. But if they are then what does that make beetles?

Take a lobster. Remember when we ate those? Crunchy shells, lots of legs, wiggly when they're alive. Just like bugs.

[makoglow]

Are you calling beetles shrimp and lobster bugs now Zack?

This isn't a serious conversation, right?

[activatingcombatmode]

It's a serious conversation! I'm being completely serious right now.

Stuff like lobsters are sea bugs! I was just saying we could do a taste test to prove it.

[makoglow]

So you're telling me you're just going to

Eat

A bunch of bugs

Zack, are you okay?

[activatingcombatmode]

Aerith needs to know, Cloud?!

[Look, he'd still die for her so-]

[makoglow]

Is it really Aerith that needs to know or is it you that needs to prove a point?

[activatingcombatmode]

Fine. Maybe a bit of both.

[makoglow]

You two are some of the strangest people I have ever met.

[activatingcombatmode]

You love us. Admit it.

[makoglow]

So what if I do? You two are always on my mind.

[activatingcombatmode]

[wtf Cloud don't be cute like that.]

Well, I'm pretty sure the feeling is mutual from both of us.

[makoglow]

[ He will be whatever he wants! ]

Yeah, I know it is. Guess sometimes I don't feel as though I say it enough.

[activatingcombatmode]

[Straight through the heart...]

Aw. Geeze, Cloudy. You're gonna make me cry.

[makoglow]

Take a photo so I can put it as your background for your calls.